Wednesday, April 14, 2010

WARNING..HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND MENTAL WELL BEING!

( Leroy Mellema from Holland with a chrome hen from yesterday!- a "rare sight" these days on the river. "Pier head Leroy" was very gentile when he released this fish- I was proud LEROY!!!let the chicks go free!!!!)

THIS IS A PUBLIC HEALTH SERVICE WARNING!

IF YOU ENCOUNTER THESE"CHROME STEELHEAD- FEMALES", PLEASE STAY AS FAR AWAY OR RELEASE THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE CANCEROUS TUMORS,MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS, INSOMNIA, HEART ATTACKS,HIV,VHS,BKD, DNA AND CHROMOSOMAL DAMAGE RESULTING IN DEFORMITIES OF OFFSPRING, PROJECTILE VOMITING, STROKE, SEIZURES AND CHRONIC JOINT AND MUSCLE PAIN- NOT TO MENTION ATROPHY AND DIS FIGURATION OF BOTH MALE AND FEMALE GENITALIA- EVEN SEX CHANGES WERE REPORTED IN A CONTROL STUDY GROUP, NOT TO MENTION EYE TWITCHING, SLURRING OF SPEECH AND DROOLING OUT OF THE LEFT SIDE OF THE MOUTH -----TAHHHH.....YIKES!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ,AND YOU KNOW WHAT AND TO WHOM I'M TALKIN ABOUT......YEAH I KNOW THINGS ARE AS PISS POOR IN THE ECONOMY, UN-EMPLOYMENT AND OVERALL STATE OF AFFAIRS IN MICHIGAN, BUT NO NEED TO TAKE IT OUT ON THESE POOR NOBLE CHROME FISH.I BESEECH YOU IN THE BOWELS OF CHRIST TO" LET THEM GO"

RUNS ARE DOWN, THERE ARE MORE GUIDES AND BOATS THEN STEELHEAD AND WE ARE "WHACKING CHROME HENS IN THE TEAM IGLOO COOLER "LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN IN 20 YEARS!!!!!!!!

GOSH......KEEP A MALE FOR THE SMOKER IF YOU HAVE TO( THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT!), BUT LET THE PRECIOUS CARGO OF FEMALE EGGS GO AND SEE THE GRAVEL. WE PROTECT WALLEYE SPAWNING, BASS, TROUT- BUT WE TREAT STEELHEAD LIKE A VERMIN TO BE EXTERMINATED!

HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS!- 9 FEMALE STEELHEAD ON STRINGERS FOR 3 GUYS IS GROSS AND DEPLORABLE!

SORRY FOR THE RANT, BUT STOP AND THINK WHAT YOU ARE DOING IF YOU ARE GUILTY OF THIS.....IT IS DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING!- BEFORE WE LOSE OUR STEELHEAD RUNS LIKE THE WEST COAST DID!

PEACE OUT.